Some breakups hurt. Some breakups involve explosions, gunfights, and high-stakes betrayals in the middle of open houses. Welcome to Love Hurts (2025)—an action-packed, laugh-out-loud film that proves you can’t just walk away from your past… even if you’ve traded in crime for real estate.
Starring Ke Huy Quan as Marvin, a former assassin turned realtor, and Ariana DeBose as his feisty love interest, Love Hurts blends high-energy action with romantic comedy, making it the perfect Valentine’s Day flick (whether you’re single or taken).
But we’re not just here for reviews and spoilers. We’ve also crafted the wildest party games to turn your movie night into an unforgettable event.
Table of Contents
Love Hurts Movie Overview
Plot Summary (No Spoilers)
Marvin thought he was out of the game. After years as a ruthless hitman, he hung up his guns to become a mild-mannered real estate agent. But when his old partner-in-crime resurfaces with an ominous message, Marvin is forced to return to a world of high-stakes assassinations, double-crosses, and open houses that turn into battlegrounds.
Cast & Crew
- Ke Huy Quan (Everything Everywhere All at Once) as Marvin, the ex-hitman-turned-realtor.
- Ariana DeBose (West Side Story) as his sassy and surprisingly skilled partner.
- Directed by Jonathan Eusebio, known for his legendary action choreography.
Genre & Themes
Think John Wick meets Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but with more real estate puns and romantic tension. Expect explosive fight scenes, witty dialogue, and just enough heart to make this a perfect Valentine’s watch.
Simple but Fun Drinking Games for Love Hurts
Watching an action movie? That’s fun. Watching an action movie with a drinking game and dares? That’s legendary. Here’s how to turn Love Hurts into a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how many drinks you have).
Basic Rules: Take a sip when…
- Marvin mentions real estate.
- A gunfight happens inside a house.
- Someone double-crosses another.
- A cheesy romantic line is dropped.
- An explosion happens.
- The open house turns into a full-blown war zone.
- Someone uses a literal house key as a weapon.
The Love Hurts Deathmatch
Pick a Character Drinking Buddy. Every time your character does something iconic, you take a drink. Choose wisely:
- Marvin (Ke Huy Quan) – Drink whenever he outsmarts an enemy using real estate knowledge.
- Ariana DeBose’s character – Drink whenever she steals a scene with a badass stunt or sarcastic remark.
- The Villain – Drink whenever he acts WAY too dramatic for no reason.
Love Hurts Bingo – Print & Play!
Create a bingo card with these squares:
✔ “Marvin makes a bad real estate pun.”
✔ “Ariana DeBose takes someone down in high heels.”
✔ “A house gets completely destroyed.”
✔ “Marvin drinks whiskey while brooding.”
✔ “Romantic moment interrupted by a gunfight.”
First to get a full row or column pick a person to drink!
Love Hurts Dare Game – Get It Wild!
Write these dares on slips of paper and draw when certain events happen:
🔥 If Marvin gets hit → Do 10 push-ups.
🔥 If a house gets destroyed → Everyone takes a drink.
🔥 If someone betrays another → Send a cringy love text to your ex.
🔥 If Marvin has an emotional flashback → Take a deep, dramatic sip of drink.
Last person standing wins bragging rights!
Last Realtor Standing Game – Team Play!
Feeling brave? Try this team-based challenge inspired by the movie’s real estate + assassin chaos.
How to Play:
- Split into Team Marvin (Real Estate Agents) vs. Team Hitmen (Villains).
- Each team has a “mission” throughout the movie.
- If you fail your mission, you take a shot.
Team Marvin’s Mission: Sell the House
Every time Marvin talks about real estate, someone from Team Marvin must make up a random real estate sales pitch on the spot. If they make the group laugh, they’re safe. If they fail, they take a shot.
Team Hitmen’s Mission: Stop the Sale
Every time an action scene interrupts a real estate moment, someone from Team Hitmen must do an epic slow-motion action pose (bonus points for using fake air guns). If they forget, they take a shot.
Winning Condition: The team that has the most people standing by the end of the movie wins bragging rights.
The Ultimate Love Hurts Movie Drinking Game Rules
If you thought Love Hurts was just another action-rom-com, think again. This high-stakes, high-energy, and ridiculously over-the-top movie deserves a drinking game just as wild.
LEVEL 1: The Sip Challenge (Easy Mode)
Take a sip whenever…
- Marvin talks about real estate (bonus if he uses a metaphor like “securing a good foundation”).
- Someone mentions Marvin’s past life as an assassin.
- A character does the classic “slow-motion action pose” after dodging bullets.
- An over-the-top property damage moment happens (explosions, broken windows, you name it).
- Marvin sighs dramatically, like he’s way too old for this.
LEVEL 2: Drink-Worthy Moments (Chaos Begins)
Take two drinks when…
- Someone double-crosses Marvin. (It happens a lot.)
- Marvin uses a household object as a weapon (because why use a gun when you have a toaster?).
- A romantic moment gets interrupted by an explosion, gunfight, or angry henchman.
- The villain does the classic “long-winded evil monologue.”
- Marvin reluctantly says, “I’m too old for this.”
- Someone falls off a building (but probably survives because… movie physics).
LEVEL 3: Finish Your Drink (Absolute Madness Moments)
Finish your drink if…
- Marvin tries to close an actual real estate deal while in a life-or-death situation.
- A major character dies unexpectedly.
- The final showdown happens inside a ridiculously luxurious property that is definitely getting destroyed.
- The post-credit scene teases a sequel (we can only hope).
Final Thoughts – Is Love Hurts Worth Watching?
Absolutely. Whether you’re here for Ke Huy Quan, the wild action, or just an excuse to throw a ridiculous movie party, Love Hurts is a blast. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s exactly why we love it.
Would we watch a sequel? 100% yes. But only if there’s another real estate-themed fight scene.
Now go forth, grab your drinks, and let the Love Hurts Party Night begin!
Love Hurts Drinking Game FAQs
Where can I watch Love Hurts movie online?
It’s currently in theaters, but Love Hurts is a Universal movie, so it will stream on Peacock around May 2025, about three months after its theatrical release. Stay tuned!
Will there be a Love Hurts 2?
As of now, there’s no confirmation of a sequel, but if Love Hurts performs well at the box office, a second movie could happen. Given the wild action and unresolved storylines, a sequel isn’t out of the question!
Is Love Hurts based on a true story?
No, Love Hurts is not based on a true story. However, the fight choreography and stunt work come from real-world action techniques, thanks to director Jonathan Eusebio, who worked on movies like John Wick and X-Men.
Is Jackie Chan in Love Hurts (2025)?
No, Jackie Chan is NOT in this movie. While Love Hurts has martial arts-inspired action, it stars Ke Huy Quan, not Jackie Chan. If you were thinking of a Jackie Chan movie with a similar vibe, you might be referring to his action-comedy films like Rush Hour, Shanghai Noon, or Police Story, which blend action with humor. Let me know if you’re looking for something specific!
Who stars in Love Hurts (2025)?
The main cast of Love Hurts (2025) includes:
– Ke Huy Quan as Marvin Gable – The troubled realtor forced back into a life of crime.
– Ariana DeBose as Rose Carlisle – A key figure in Marvin’s past with unclear motives.
– Mustafa Shakir as The Raven – A deadly enforcer with a score to settle.
– Lio Tipton as Ashley – A wildcard in the story’s chaos.
– Daniel Wu as Alvin ‘Knuckles’ Gable – Marvin’s crime-lord brother and primary antagonist.
– Cam Gigandet as Renny Merlo – Another player in the world of betrayals.
– Marshawn Lynch as King – Because every action movie needs a wild card.
– Rhys Darby as Kippy Betts – Likely bringing some comedic relief to the action.
– Sean Astin as Cliff Cussick – Another unexpected addition to the cast.
What is the Love Hurts movie about?
Love Hurts (2025) is an action-comedy about Marvin Gable (Ke Huy Quan), a former criminal-turned-realtor who is forced back into his past life when his ex-partner-in-crime reappears with an ominous warning. With his crime-lord brother Alvin “Knuckles” Gable (Daniel Wu) hunting him down, Marvin must navigate betrayals, chaotic action sequences, and unexpected emotional twists.
Is Love Hurts a romance movie?
Not really—it’s an action-comedy first, with romance sprinkled in. The title Love Hurts is more about betrayals, friendships gone wrong, and people getting punched in the face than traditional love stories.
How long is Love Hurts (2025)?
The movie runs for 1 hour and 23 minutes, making it a fast-paced, action-packed ride.
Is Love Hurts worth watching?
If you love over-the-top action, betrayals, and comedy mixed with chaos, then YES. If you’re looking for a deep, emotional romance? Probably not.
What do critics say about Love Hurts?
– Rotten Tomatoes: Praised its fast-paced action and Ke Huy Quan’s performance.
– New York Times: Called it “a Valentine’s Day action movie that actually works.”
– Vulture: Hated it, calling it “a chaotic mess.” (Which just makes us want to watch it more.)