When it comes to Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the antics, inside jokes, and lovable characters are so abundant that just watching isn’t enough. For true fans, adding a little wildness to the experience is a must, and what better way to do that than with a drinking game? But let’s not just stick with the usual—let’s get creative and take the Brooklyn 99 drinking game to the next level.
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Brooklyn 99 Classic Drinking Rules
Let’s kick things off with some general rules that will have you reaching for your drink throughout each episode. Drink every time:
- Jake references Die Hard or any other movie.
- Captain Holt shows no emotion (which, spoiler alert, is a lot).
- Rosa aggressively avoids talking about her feelings.
- Amy says something overly enthusiastic about being a cop or makes a ridiculously detailed plan.
- Terry talks about yogurt or flexes his muscles.
- Gina gives a hilariously sarcastic comment.
- Charles gets way too excited about something no one else cares about.
These are your bread-and-butter rules for the game—simple, easy, and guaranteed to make you laugh (and maybe get a bit buzzed).
The Santiago Drunkenness Scale
This is a hilarious, fan-made concept inspired by Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Amy Santiago and her varying levels of drunkenness. In the show, Amy’s behavior changes with each drink, from mildly tipsy to completely out of control. The scale humorously ranks how “drunk” she gets, and you can incorporate it into your drinking game much like the Thumper drinking game, where players follow escalating rules based on how far they progress.
- One-Drink Amy: Slightly tipsy, but still composed. Everyone drinks once. Easy and straightforward.
- Two-Drink Amy: Starting to get enthusiastic. Drink twice whenever Amy gets overly excited about something in the show.
- Three-Drink Amy: Getting bold now! Whenever Amy starts talking a bit too much or showing off her hyper-organized personality, take three sips.
- Four-Drink Amy: The chaos begins! Every time Amy tries to do something embarrassing or overly competitive, take four drinks.
- Seven-Drink Amy: At this point, chaos reigns. Everyone has to speak in Amy-style overachiever language (think: nerdy, over-detailed, and unnecessarily formal). The first person to break character has to finish their drink.
Brooklyn 99 Special Event Drinking Rules
Take your Brooklyn Nine-Nine drinking game up a notch with special rules for iconic events like Halloween Heists and the Pontiac Bandit. These moments deserve extra laughs—and extra drinks!
The “Halloween Heist” Challenge
In the spirit of the legendary Halloween Heists, set up your own mini “heist” within your game. Each player gets a small object (it can be a paperclip, a pen, or anything small and sneaky), and the goal is to steal someone else’s object by the end of the episode without getting caught. If you’re caught mid-heist, you have to take a drink. But if you pull it off successfully, everyone else drinks!
The Vulture Rule
Whenever someone in the show does something stupid or messes up, the first person in your group to yell “Boom! The Vulture!” gets to assign a drink. The last person to say it has to finish their drink. Just like the real Vulture, this rule rewards pouncing at the right moment!
Boyle’s Crush Drinking Rule
Charles Boyle is all about that ride-or-die devotion to Jake and anyone he’s crushing on at the time. Every time Boyle gushes about how amazing Jake or another character is, the person with the fewest drinks has to take two sips. But beware: if Boyle is crushing on food in that moment (like that time he married a lasagna), everyone drinks.
Brooklyn 99 Character Power-Ups
For those looking to add even more spice, here are some character-based “power-ups” to sprinkle into your game.
- Jake Peralta’s Detective Mode
At any point, someone can shout, “I’m going full Peralta!” They must quickly come up with a convoluted theory for the rest of the episode’s plot, complete with wild guesswork. If they’re remotely correct by the end of the episode, everyone else has to drink. If they’re way off, they take a shot for being overly confident. - Captain Holt’s Emotion Challenge
If you can mimic Captain Holt’s stoic face and emotionless voice for an entire scene without breaking, you’re immune from drinks for the next round. If you fail—time to chug, buddy! - Rosa’s Badass Challenge
If you can deliver a tough-sounding line from the show while downing a shot, everyone else has to follow suit. But if you choke or laugh mid-sentence, you’ve got to take two penalty shots.
DIY Brooklyn 99 Themed Cocktails
Ready to level up your Brooklyn Nine-Nine drinking game with some character-inspired cocktails? Here’s how to bring the Nine-Nine squad into your glass:
1. Jake’s “Yippee Ki Yay Margarita”
A twist on the classic margarita, inspired by Jake Peralta’s Die Hard obsession.
- 2 oz tequila
- 1 oz lime juice
- 1 oz triple sec
- A splash of orange juice (for that surprise Jake brings to every case)
- Garnish with lime and a pinch of salt
Perfect for when Jake gets a case right (even if by accident)!
2. Captain Holt’s “Deadpan Martini”
Classy and composed, this martini is as straightforward as Captain Holt.
- 2 oz gin or vodka
- 1/2 oz dry vermouth
- Lemon twist or olive (but nothing overly fancy—Holt wouldn’t approve)
Sip whenever Holt delivers a sarcastic line without cracking a smile.
3. Rosa’s “Spicy Revenge”
Bold, dangerous, and with a kick—just like Rosa Diaz.
- 2 oz mezcal or smoky tequila
- 1/2 oz agave syrup
- 1/2 oz fresh lime juice
- Add sliced jalapeños for extra heat
- Serve over ice with a spicy rim
Drink it every time Rosa threatens someone—just be sure you can handle the heat!
4. Terry’s “Yogurt Power Smoothie”
The man loves yogurt, and this cocktail is as creamy as Terry Crews himself.
- 1 cup plain Greek yogurt
- 1 oz vodka
- 1 oz honey
- A dash of cinnamon
- Blend with ice
A protein-packed pick-me-up, perfect for when Terry shows off his muscles.
5. Gina’s “Queen of Sass Sangria”
Bold, fruity, and with a little extra something—just like Gina.
- 1 bottle of red wine
- 1/4 cup brandy
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- Mixed berries, sliced oranges, and apples
- A splash of ginger ale for some fizz
Sip on this whenever Gina drops one of her legendary zingers.
Brooklyn 99 Drinking Game Playlist
The Brooklyn Nine-Nine experience isn’t just about what’s happening on screen—it’s about the vibe. And what better way to enhance your drinking game than with the perfect soundtrack? Hit play and let the good times roll!
- “Africa” by Toto – Play this when Terry is in full-on nostalgia mode. Whether he’s reminiscing about the good old days or flexing his muscles while talking about yogurt, this song fits every moment.
- “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle – You know the song. You’ve seen the slow-motion walk from the detectives. Get ready to sip every time someone makes an epic entrance.
- “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor – This is Jake’s go-to anthem for when he’s about to save the day (or at least thinks he is).
- “Under Pressure” by Queen & David Bowie – Anytime Holt is under stress, this track is a must. Think about his balloon arch disaster or the Halloween Heist pressure.
- “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey – This one’s for when Amy’s enthusiasm is through the roof, or whenever the team faces an impossible challenge.
Bonus: Breaking Bad Drinking Game
After laughing your way through the hilarious chaos of the Brooklyn 99 squad, it’s time to turn up the heat. Enter the Breaking Bad Drinking Game—the perfect follow-up for fans who crave high-stakes drama with a side of chemistry and criminal masterminds. While Brooklyn 99 brings the laughs, Breaking Bad delivers intense twists, unforgettable characters, and pulse-pounding moments that are tailor-made for an adrenaline-fueled drinking game. Ready to swap jokes for jaw-dropping shocks? Let’s dive into Walter White’s world.
Breaking Bad Drinking Game Rules
- Drink When: Walter White talks science or Jesse Pinkman says “Yo” or “B****.”
- Take a Shot When: Something explodes or someone discovers Walter’s secret.
- Finish Your Drink When: A major character dies or there’s a game-changing twist.
If you’re up for a more serious binge, switch gears from comedy to drama with the Breaking Bad drinking game—it’s the ultimate way to balance humor with high-stakes tension!
The Office Drinking Game Meets Brooklyn 99
If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not mix The Office and Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes during your drinking game? The chaotic energy of Brooklyn 99 combined with the awkward, cringe-worthy moments of The Office will make for one epic night of laughs and drinks.
Character Comparisons:
- Michael Scott vs. Jake Peralta: Drink when Michael says something cringy or Jake pulls off a wild plan.
- Dwight Schrute vs. Amy Santiago: Sip for Dwight’s bizarre speeches or Amy’s over-the-top dedication to impress Holt.
- Jim Halpert vs. Captain Holt: Every deadpan Jim look or Holt’s dry joke earns a drink.
- Pam Beesly vs. Rosa Diaz: Drink for Pam’s quiet sarcasm or when Rosa shows her unexpected soft side.
- Creed Bratton vs. Gina Linetti: Every bizarre Creed line or sassy Gina moment? Drink!
Crossover Drinking Rules:
- Awkward Silence: Drink every time an awkward pause lingers too long.
- Office Pranks: Sip for Jim’s or Jake’s elaborate pranks.
- Boss Rule: Drink during overly dramatic or out-of-touch speeches by Michael or Holt.
- Romance: Sip for subtle romantic moments, chug for major milestones.
- “That’s What She Said”: The last person to chime in drinks!
There’s no shortage of hilarity, chaos, and creative ways to enjoy Brooklyn Nine-Nine with this ultimate drinking game. From Captain Holt’s emotionless delivery to Jake’s relentless movie references, you’re guaranteed to have a blast (and maybe a bit of a hangover) after a night of playing. So, gather your squad, assign some heist objects, and get ready for an epic night with the Nine-Nine. As Captain Holt would say: “This is satisfactory.”