Looking for a Princess Bride drinking game that’s more fun than storming the castle? You’ve found it, miracle maxed and ready for action. Whether you’re a diehard Inigo stan, a Buttercup binger, or just here for the “mawwiage,” this game transforms your movie night into a quotable, sip-worthy quest. From gentle sips to dramatic chugs (yes, there’s a Pit of Despair rule), we’ve brewed up the ultimate guide that’s part party, part peril, and 100% inconceivable fun. Let the drinking… begin.
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Classic Princess Bride Drinking Game Rules
Ready your goblet — here’s where the real fun begins. These rules are broken down by intensity. Start slow, or jump right into the Fire Swamp.
Sip When…
- Someone says “As you wish”
- Buttercup dramatically faints (again)
- Miracle Max says something slightly inappropriate
- Anyone mentions “true love”
- A character gives a knowing glance to the camera or crowd
These are your light drink triggers. They’re perfect for players who want to stay upright through the end credits.
Gulp When…
- Vizzini says “Inconceivable!”
- Fezzik rhymes a line
- Westley is “mostly dead”
- Inigo references avenging his father
- Count Rugen toys with someone’s pain
These moments hit more frequently in the middle of the movie — so be warned.
Chug When…
- The Impressive Clergyman begins the “Mawwiage” speech
- A sword fight breaks out
- Westley returns from the Pit of Despair
- Someone says “I don’t think that word means what you think it means”
These are your power moves. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Customizing Your Own Princess Bride Drinking Game Rules
Want to put your own spin on things? Reddit and Quora are gold mines for community-created rules. Here are a few ideas:
- Drink when Buttercup gets kidnapped (which is… often)
- Every time Westley dramatically “dies”
- Create your own signature drink for each character
Get creative. It’s your game, your rules, your castle.
Bonus Round: The “Battle of Wits” Rule Set
Channel your inner Vizzini. Create trivia-based questions from the movie ahead of time. Wrong answers? Take a drink. Right answers? Assign someone else a drink. Everyone wins — or loses — in a battle of wits.
Wild & Wonderful Princess Bride Drinking Game Variations
1. “The Dread Pirate Swap” Rule
Every time someone says “Dread Pirate Roberts,” everyone passes their drink to the person on their left. It’s chaotic, it’s confusing, and it’ll leave you wondering how you ended up with a fruity cocktail instead of your beer.
Optional Twist: If you land back with your original drink before the next Dread Pirate mention, you’re immune for the rest of the scene.
2. “Fezzik’s Rhyme Time” Challenge
Every time Fezzik rhymes, the last person to come up with a new rhyme has to drink.
Example: Fezzik says, “I hope we don’t get in trouble.” Now everyone has to shout rhymes — double, bubble, rubble, etc. The last one loses. And yes, nonsense words are allowed.
3. “R.O.U.S. Alert” Action Round
As soon as you hear the line “Rodents of Unusual Size,” everyone must freeze.
The last person to freeze? They face the ROUS — and take a penalty drink or act out being attacked by an imaginary rodent. Your call.
4. “As You DARE” Mini-Challenges
Every “As you wish” triggers a group dare. Write dares ahead of time and draw from a hat. Examples:
- Reenact Buttercup’s dramatic faint
- Propose to someone with your best Westley impression
- Pretend to duel your “father’s killer” in slow motion
- Speak only in rhymes for the next 2 minutes
Don’t want to do it? Then drink.
5. “Inconceivable Gamble” Coin Toss
Every “Inconceivable!” line triggers a Confidence coin toss game: heads = you’re safe; tails = take a shot/sip.
Play it like Vizzini — try to bluff your way out of the drink if you don’t like the toss. Bonus points for yelling “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!”
6. “The Pit of Despair” Rule
Someone gets sent to the Pit every time Westley is tortured. Think about the Borg drinking game!
That player must sit out the next round of drinks while making a dramatic suffering noise (moaning, screaming, etc.) — no explanation. They rejoin after 1 minute or until Inigo yells something about revenge.
7. “The Mawwiage Master” Roleplay Twist
Assign one player as the Impressive Clergyman.
Every time a wedding is mentioned, or “true love” is said, they must perform the “mawwiage” speech in their best nasal voice. If they refuse, they drink. If they nail it, everyone else drinks.
8. “Princess Buttercup’s Boozy Banishment”
If Buttercup tries to harm herself, or dramatically threatens to die (she does it a lot), the quietest person in the room must proclaim “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world!” If they don’t — they drink. No context required.
9. “Battle of Wits 2.0: Poison Chalice Game”
Pause the movie at the original battle of wits scene. Mix drinks (or water) in plastic shot cups, one of which is way stronger (the “poison”). Shuffle and distribute.
Each player picks one and declares why theirs isn’t poisoned. Drink simultaneously.
If you get the poisoned one and flinch? You lose and take another drink.
10. “Six-Fingered House Rule”
Designate someone as Count Rugen. They choose random moments in the film to say, “Ah, yes, you’re in the machine now.” When they do, the chosen victim must freeze until released by another player saying “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…”
They remain frozen for as long as it takes. Drinking may be involved.
Princess Bride Drinking Game for Two: Couples Edition
True love is great. True love while slightly buzzed? Even better. Here’s how to turn the drinking game into the ultimate date night.
Flirty Dare Cards
Make a deck of Princess Bride-themed dares like:
- “Kiss your partner like you’re about to storm the castle.”
- “Recite Inigo’s revenge speech — dramatically.”
- “Pretend to faint like Buttercup. Partner catches you.”
- “Whisper ‘true love’ until someone cracks.”
Battle of Wits — Couples Edition
Write romantic trivia about each other. Wrong answers = drink. Right answers = assign a drink. Bonus: learn something weird and wonderful.
Non-Alcoholic & Family-Friendly Princess Bride Drinking Game
Believe it or not, this game isn’t just for adults. With a few tweaks, you can play a kid-safe or sober-friendly version that’s just as hilarious.
1. Swap Shots for Snacks
Instead of drinking, eat a jellybean, grab a handful of popcorn, or do a silly dare.
2. Kid-Safe Rules
Use a point system. Every trigger gets you a coin or tally. Most points at the end gets to wear the Dread Pirate Roberts hat.
3. Why Everyone Deserves to Storm the Castle
Not everyone drinks, and that’s cool. The goal is to make your Princess Bride viewing fun for every person on the couch, regardless of what’s in their cup.
How to Host the Ultimate Princess Bride Themed Movie Night
So you’re not just watching The Princess Bride — you’re throwing a party worthy of the Kingdom of Florin. Here’s how to make it legendary.
Dress Code: As You Wish (But Fancier)
Encourage guests to come in costume.
- Westleys wear black (bonus if they whisper “As you wish” all night).
- Buttercups get tiaras.
- Inigos must speak only in revenge monologues.
- Vizzinis can only talk in logic riddles… and drink constantly.
- Miracle Max? Just show up in a bathrobe with snacks.
Decor That Screams “Mawwiage”
Hang medieval banners, set the table with goblets and candles, and name your living room “The Fire Swamp.”
Use DIY signs like:
- “Storming the Castle? This Way →”
- “Pit of Despair: No Entry (Except Steve)”
- “R.O.U.S. Crossing — Watch Your Ankles”
Themed Food & Drinks
Serve up fun, punny snacks:
- “Shrieking Eel Bites” (mini mozzarella sticks)
- “Inconceivable Nachos” (because no one expects them)
- “Buttercup Popcorn” (buttered and sweet, just like her)
- “The Iocane Powder Mystery Punch” (label it suspiciously)
Pre-Movie Icebreaker: Drunk History: Princess Bride Fact vs. Fiction
Because someone at the party always yells, “Wait — was this real history?” Here’s a handy guide to help you separate movie myth from medieval madness.
The Six-Fingered Man — Real?
Actually yes, kind of. Polydactyly is a real condition. Revenge duels over it? Less so.
Sword Fights on Cliffs?
Dramatic duels? Historically accurate. Fencing on narrow cliff ledges? Only if your stunt double is really good at it.
Miracle Max’s Magic?
No historical record of bringing people back from being “mostly dead.” But we’re still trying to invent chocolate-covered miracle pills.
R.O.U.S.s (Rodents of Unusual Size)
Not real… unless you count capybaras. Which are adorable. Not deadly.
Mawwiage Ceremonies?
Medieval weddings did exist, though sadly few were led by nasal-voiced clergymen in capes.
Storm the Couch with This Epic Princess Bride Drinking Game
Whether you’re sipping for “true love” or chugging through the Fire Swamp, this Princess Bride drinking game turns movie night into an epic, laugh-filled quest. With rules for diehard fans, chaos-lovers, couples, and even sober swordfighters, there’s something here for every hero of Florin. So don your tiara, grab your goblet, and remember: never go in against a Sicilian when drinks are on the line!