Shmangle Battles Online Game
Welcome to Shmangle Battles, the most chaotic, competitive, and dangerously fun drinking game to ever grace a tabletop. It’s fast. It’s tactical. It’s loaded with booze. It’s a drinking game wrapped in a board game disguised as a battle of triangles. And yes — you’re about to get Shmangled.
🍻Shmangle Battles🍻
- Players take turns placing triangles on the board
- Player 1's triangles point up (🔺), Player 2's point down (🔻)
- Score points by creating lines of 3 or more triangles in any direction
- Lines can be horizontal, vertical, or diagonal
- The game ends when the board is full or a player reaches 10 points
- The player with the most points wins!
- When a player reaches 5 points - Their opponent takes a sip
- Loser of the game takes a shot! 🥃
- Tie game - Both players drink!
Please drink responsibly! 🎮🍺
Current Player: 1
Game Over!
What’s Special About the Shmangle Battles Game?
- Triangle Warfare: Two players take turns placing triangles (🔺🔻) on an 8×8 grid — Player 1 points up, Player 2 points down.
- Score Like a Legend: Line up 3 or more triangles in any direction — horizontal, vertical, or diagonal — to score a point.
- Every Point Hurts (Them): Every time you score, your opponent drinks. Simple. Savage. Satisfying.
- Race to 10 Points: First player to hit 10 points wins — if they’re still standing.
- Undo Button Included: Regret that last move? There’s an undo button. Use it like your buzz depends on it.
- Shmangled Mayhem: Strategic, competitive, and drenched in drinking rules — this is more than a game, it’s a showdown.
Shmangled Drinking Rules That Take No Prisoners
This isn’t some kindergarten card flip game. Shmangle Battles comes with hardcoded drinking punishment that hits fast:
- Player hits 5 points? Opponent drinks.
- Game loser? Take. A. Shot.
- Tie? Double destruction — you both drink.
We’re not here for polite sips. We’re here to crown a true Shmangle champion.
Why Shmangle Battles Is the Best Drinking Game
- Quick Setup: No decks, no dice, just triangles and bad decisions.
- Replayable Chaos: Different outcomes every time. No two Shmangle Battles are ever the same.
- Tactical Trash Talk: It’s not just about luck — it’s about moves and mental warfare (and managing your liver).
- Interactive AF: Real-time strategy + real-time drinking = no one is safe.
- Stylish AF Design: Retro board vibes, neon triangle action — this isn’t your grandma’s checkers.
Who Should Play Shmangle Battles?
- Party people who love competition.
- Couples who want to test their relationship and liver function.
- Roommates who’ve watched too much Netflix and need a new obsession.
- You. Because you clearly clicked this page for a reason.
Get Shmangled Today
- Just got dumped? Shmangle your ex. Metaphorically. With triangles.
- Tired of passive-aggressive roommates? Settle it on the board — the loser drinks.
- Feeling vengeful after game night betrayal? This is your comeback arc.
Play Shmangle Battles now — and get Shmangled the right way. Perfect for parties, pre-games, and post-breakup energy.
FAQs About Shmangle Battles
What does “Shmangled” mean?
Shmangled (adj.): The official term for being tipsy, trashed, and tactically defeated in a single game. Synonyms include “buzzed with glory” and “strategically sloshed.”
How long does a typical game last?
About 15–25 minutes, depending on how competitive (or intoxicated) you are.
Is this shmangled game safe for all ages?
Nope. 21+ only. Unless you’re drinking juice, in which case — enjoy your apple cider showdown.
Is Shmangle Battles available as an app or just a web game?
Currently a browser-based party banger, optimized for your favorite screens. Stay tuned — more chaos is coming.
How is Shmangle Battles different from the original Shmangled board game?
Shmangled is the original chaotic drinking board game from imshmangled — a mix of dares, strategy, and total social sabotage. Shmangle Battles is its competitive spin-off: a fast-paced, triangle-dropping grid online game where strategy meets shots. Both games share the same wild spirit, but Shmangle Battles brings the heat with tactical play and revenge-fueled drinking rules.