If you’re a fan of Netflix’s Big Mouth, you already know it’s not your average animated show. It’s an outrageous, hormone-fueled fever dream of middle school mayhem, where puberty isn’t just awkward—it’s sentient, sweaty, and sometimes a little too real. So what happens when you mix all that awkward brilliance with booze? You get the Big Mouth drinking game—a dangerously funny experience that’ll have you snorting beer out your nose and questioning whether the Shame Wizard is narrating your actual life.
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How to Play the Big Mouth Drinking Game
What You’ll Need: Drinks, Screens, and Shame Wizards
Basic requirements? A screen playing Big Mouth, enough drinks for everyone, and a willingness to lose your dignity. Optional enhancements include:
- Bingo cards (more on that below)
- drinkglasses and solo cups
- A referee who hasn’t seen the show (for fairness, and hilarity)
Group Sizes, Drinking Levels, and Safety Tips
This game works best with 3-6 players. Larger groups might want to split into teams. Remember: Big Mouth goes hard, so pace yourself. Have water nearby, know your limits, and don’t try to outdrink Maury the Hormone Monster.
Core Rules Every Player Should Know
To keep it fair (and to prevent you from passing out before the second episode), here are the standard rules of the Big Mouth drinking game:
- Drink when a character says “penis” (trust us, it’s frequent).
- Drink when the Hormone Monster appears.
- Finish your drink if someone falls in love with an inanimate object.
- Take a drinkwhen things get uncomfortably real.
Ultimate Big Mouth Drinking Prompts (Season-Wide)
Drink When These Characters Appear
- Maury (Hormone Monster) – One sip for every sleazy line
- Connie – Two sips if she’s dishing out sass
- Lola – One sip when she screams or says something unhinged
- The Shame Wizard – Finish your drink if he makes you feel personally attacked
Drink When These Things Happen
- Someone says “penis” or “vagina”
- Jay humps a pillow (or anything else)
- Andrew gets a visible erection
- Nick feels insecure about literally anything
Give a Drink When…
- Missy breaks into song or over-intellectualizes puberty
- Jessi yells at her mom
- A ghost gives life advice
- Coach Steve just… exists
Special Prompts for Hormone Monster & Shame Wizard Scenes
- Take a drink when Maury gives bad advice
- Sip every time Connie says something empowering and filthy
- Chug if both appear in the same scene
- Extra sip when the Shame Wizard makes you visibly cringe
Best Episodes for Playing the Big Mouth Drinking Game
Top 5 Big Mouth Episodes to Get the Party Started
- “Everybody Bleeds” – Season 1
- “The Shame Wizard” – Season 2
- “How to Have an Orgasm” – Season 3
- “The Planned Parenthood Show” – Season 2
- “Rice Purity Test” – Season 6
Each of these is packed with insane moments that will keep the drinks flowing and the laughter rolling.
Season 6 Highlights & Wild Moments
Season 6 brings a lot of existential crises, Rice Purity Tests, and hormone monologues that are practically designed for drinking games. This season’s emotional tone makes for some savage sips and full-on chugs.
Season 1 vs. Season 3 – Which Is Funnier (And Boozier)?
Season 1 has the innocent shock factor, while Season 3 leans into absurdity with sexual awakenings gone wrong. For a wild ride, Season 3 wins—especially if you’re already a few drinks in.
Big Mouth Bingo: Printable Game Cards for Extra Fun
Need ideas for your Big Mouth drinking game bingo board? Here’s a hit list of short, punchy prompts that’ll get your friends buzzed and belly-laughing:
- “Someone says penis”
- “Jay makes out with an object”
- “Maury gives bad advice”
- “Lola screams irrationally”
- “Someone talks to their genitals”
- “Connie drops a feminist bombshell”
- “Coach Steve is confused”
- “The Shame Wizard ruins the vibe”
- “Missy overanalyzes everything”
- “Awkward erection alert”
- “Puberty metaphor gets too real”
- “Andrew cries for no reason”
- “Ghost of Duke Ellington appears”
- “Weird musical number happens”
- “Nick spirals into insecurity”
Print these out, slap them on a bingo board, and let the Big Mouth drinking game madness begin.
DIY Hormone Monster Cocktails
Take your Big Mouth drinking game to the next level with character-inspired cocktails that are as bold, weird, and hormonal as the show itself. Here are a few dangerously delightful creations:
1. The Maury Mule
- Vodka
- Ginger beer
- Lime juice
- A splash of hot sauce (because Maury’s got heat)
Serve in a copper mug with a cucumber garnish shaped like… well, you know.
2. Connie Colada
- White rum
- Coconut cream
- Pineapple juice
- A dash of glittery pink sugar on the rim
Fierce, fabulous, and deceptively strong—just like Connie.
3. The Jay Bomb
Fireball + Jäger + cola
Drop the Fireball shot into a glass of Jäger and cola. Drink fast. Then hump a pillow. (Kidding… kind of.)
4. The Shame Wizard Sour
- Whiskey
- Lemon juice
- Simple syrup
- A cherry on top that silently judges you
Mocktail version? Mix soda water, fruit juices, and a lot of sass. Hormones optional.
Drink, Laugh, and Rewatch Puberty
If ever there was a show that needed a drinking game, Big Mouth is it. It’s wild, weird, and wildly inappropriate—in the best way possible. With the right mix of friends, drinks, and printable bingo cards, you’ll laugh until it hurts and drink until you forget how awkward middle school really was.
Just remember: when in doubt, blame it on the Hormone Monster.
FAQs About Playing the Big Mouth Drinking Game
Is It Safe for a Pregame?
Yes—if you’re not trying to black out before the first season. Start slow and mix in water or juice to stretch the game (and your liver).
Can You Play Without Alcohol?
Absolutely. Swap booze for spicy shots, sour candy, or sparkling water. The cringe is still 100% effective.
What Age Group Is This Game Best For?
It’s strictly 21+, unless you want the Shame Wizard to show up in real life. But maturity-wise? You might want the emotional stability of a 30-year-old.
Can You Adapt It for Other TV Shows?
Yes. The format works with any chaotic, character-driven series. Shows like Rick and Morty, Euphoria, or Sex Education are all fair game.