Some movies are just made to be drinking games, and The Emperor’s New Groove might be the crown jewel of them all. It’s chaotic, quotable, and loaded with enough ridiculousness to keep your drink hand busy all night. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just meeting Kuzco, Kronk, and Yzma for the first time, this drinking game turns an already hilarious movie into a party-night legend.
The rules are simple, the quotes are endless, and the transformations? Lethal (to your liver, that is). It’s like Disney made this movie while already three drinks in. But before you grab your chalice and head to the jungle, a quick reminder: this is meant to be fun. Drink at your own pace, know your limits, and don’t do anything Yzma would do. You’re not evil, just vibing.
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How to Play The Emperor’s New Groove Drinking Game
Character Assignment Rules (Role-Based Play)
Want to spice it up? Assign each player a character:
- Kuzco – Drink every time you say “me” or insult someone.
- Yzma – Drink every time you screech, cackle, or monologue.
- Kronk – Drink whenever you talk to animals or narrate your thoughts.
- Pacha – Drink when you say something wise, dad-like, or morally upright.
Optional twist: Stay in character all night. You’re legally obligated to yell “Boom, baby!” at least once if you’re Kuzco.
Top Quotes to Use as Drinking Cues
The real danger here isn’t the alcohol—it’s how often you’ll want to quote this movie. Here are some you absolutely must drink to:
- “Wrong lever!” (Finish your drink if someone actually yells it)
- “Boom, baby!”
- “No touchy!”
- “Pull the lever, Kronk!”
- “You threw off my groove.”
- “It’s called a cruel irony… like my dependence on you.”
Extra rule: First person to crack up at Yzma’s fake death scene has to drink twice. It’s only fair.
Iconic Drinking Triggers From the Movie
Get ready to raise your glass more often than Kronk raises a suspicious eyebrow. Here are your official triggers:
- Drink when Kuzco breaks the fourth wall. If he’s talking to the audience, so is your shot glass.
- Drink every time someone calls him “emperor.” Bonus sip if he corrects them.
- Drink when Yzma laughs like a dying hyena. Or just says something vaguely threatening.
- Drink when Kronk talks to animals. Especially the squirrel. Squeak squeakity.
- Drink for every transformation. Into a llama, out of a llama, whatever. Metaphors count.
- Drink when Pacha is the only sane one in the room. It’s often. He’s a saint.
Kronk Bonus Game
Kronk deserves his own mini-game. Why? Because he’s Kronk.
- Sip whenever he narrates his own actions. Narration voice must be attempted.
- Finish your drink if he burns the spinach puffs.
- Everyone drinks when the shoulder angel and devil appear.
- Shout “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together” while toasting.
Wacky Emperor’s New Groove Drinking Game Variations
If you’re ready to take your Emperor’s New Groove drinking game from mildly unhinged to full-on Kronk-cooking-in-the-jungle madness, these wild variations are your new gospel. Designed for seasoned party pros and dangerously competitive Disney fans, these twists add unpredictable, laugh-out-loud moments to every sip, scene, and “Wrong lever!” scream.
1. “Pull the Lever, Kronk!” Random Rule Generator
Write a bunch of silly, random drinking rules on slips of paper and toss them into a hat labeled “The Lever.” At random points during the movie, someone yells “Pull the lever, Kronk!” and draws a new rule that everyone must obey for the next 5 minutes.
Examples of Lever Rules:
- Talk like Kronk or you drink.
- Every time a character points, you must point dramatically too—fail, and you sip.
- You may only speak in third person like Kuzco.
- Say “Boom, baby!” every time someone enters a room—or drink.
Add a booby trap rule: If someone yells “Wrong lever!” they choose someone else to finish their drink.
2. “Yzma’s Potion Roulette” (a.k.a. What Does THIS Do?)
Line up mystery shots in test tubes or colored cups. Label each with a fake potion name like “Cat Juice,” “Jumping Spider Serum,” or “Essence of Llama.” Players randomly draw and drink.
Bonus rule: One shot must be water or juice—whoever gets it yells, “Ha! I’ve outwitted Yzma’s traps!” Everyone else drinks out of shame.
For extra chaos: Include one with hot sauce or a cursed flavor combo. Not deadly, just emotionally scarring.
3. “The Groove is Off” Freeze Game
Every time someone in the movie says “groove,” everyone has to FREEZE in place. Last person to stop moving drinks. Add bonus chaos by playing actual music in the background—if the music stops, freeze again.
This one pairs really well with the “you threw off my groove” moment—whoever caused it must down their drink.
4. “Kronk’s Shoulder Angel” Challenge
Assign one player the role of Kronk, and two other players to be his shoulder angel and devil. Whenever Kronk is confused in the movie, the two advisers must argue a real-time mini-debate on what the Kronk-player should do next.
If Kronk follows the angel: everyone drinks. If he follows the devil: Kronk drinks. Switch roles each time the movie flips perspective.
5. “Llama Transformation Challenge”
Pick a transformation phrase (like “llama,” “transformation,” or “turn into”)—every time it’s said, players have to spin in a circle, drop to all fours, and shout “I’m a llama again!”
Last person to do it drinks. If anyone hesitates or messes up the line? Double drink. Bonus points if someone wears llama ears.
6. “Yzma’s Secret Plan” Bluff Game
At the start of the game, each player secretly writes down a silly action (like “raise your glass with both hands” or “whisper every quote”). If anyone is caught doing that action during the movie, the person who wrote it reveals it and says, “Just as planned.” The caught player must drink.
Last player to get caught gets to be “Emperor for the Night” and can create one final rule.
Disney Universe Crossover Drinking Game Ideas
Why limit the chaos to just one movie when you can create a multiverse of madness? If your crowd’s still thirsty after The Emperor’s New Groove, or you’re planning a full Disney night, this section lets you stitch together rules that cross over into the broader Disney-verse—all while staying gloriously on-brand with the absurdity of Kuzco’s kingdom.
Here’s how to bring the crossover magic:
1. Kronk vs. Gaston Rule
Every time Kronk flexes, strikes a pose, or makes food, someone must shout, “Still a better man than Gaston!” Then, everyone drinks in honor of Disney’s most lovable himbo.
2. Yzma vs. Ursula Showdown
If you’re watching The Little Mermaid after, drink whenever Yzma and Ursula show similar chaotic energy (e.g., monologuing, cackling, or poor unfortunate souls being transformed). Bonus sip if your group debates who would win in a villain-off.
3. Llama Drama Rule
Watching Zootopia, Brother Bear, or Encanto next? Every time an animal talks or a human turns into an animal (or vice versa), yell “Llama trauma!” and drink. This is especially deadly in Brother Bear. Use responsibly.
4. Princess Paradox Rule
When Kuzco does something almost Disney-princess-like—singing, twirling, narcissistically monologuing—everyone must drink and curtsy. Yes, even in jeans. If someone says, “Technically, he’s an emperor,” they drink again.
5. “It’s All Connected” Theory Rule
If someone tries to explain a fan theory that ties The Emperor’s New Groove to another Disney movie (e.g., Kronk trained under Mushu; Yzma is a failed fairy godmother), they must finish their drink. If the theory involves time travel or Pixar, everyone drinks.
Emperor’s New Groove Party Setup Tips
Before you dive llama-first into this legendary drinking game, you’ve gotta set the vibe. The right setup turns an already-quotable Disney romp into a chaotic, unforgettable night worthy of Kuzco’s palace. Whether you’re planning a casual hang or a full-on imperial fiesta, here’s how to throw a party that even Kronk’s spinach puffs couldn’t ruin.
🏛️ Decor: From Palace to Jungle
- Throne Zone: Set up a “Kuzco’s Throne” photo booth with a glittery backdrop and a cardboard cutout throne. Whoever wins the most games or drinks the least gets to sit on it for the credits.
- Potion Lab Corner: Designate a drink mixing station as “Yzma’s Potion Lab” using beakers, test tubes, and funky lighting (think purple LEDs). Label mixers with ridiculous potion names.
- Jungle Aesthetic: Think fake vines, llama plushies, tiki torches, and leaf-print tableware. Bonus points for Incan or Aztec-inspired touches.
👗 Dress Code: Cosplay Lite or Full Llama Drama
- Character Costumes: Encourage guests to come dressed as characters—or give out cheap costume props like Yzma’s feathered headpiece, Kronk’s apron, or Kuzco’s crown.
- Llama Accessories: Llama ears headbands for all. If you’re hosting, you must have a tail. That’s just law.
- Potion Labels as Name Tags: Hand out name tags styled like potion bottles with “transformative” labels like Mood Swing Serum or Dance Juice.
🍹 Groove-Approved Snacks & Drinks
- Spinach Puffs: Obviously. Have someone burn a batch for the meme, then make a backup tray for real.
- Theme Cocktails:
- “Kuzcotini” – a bright, fruity vodka cocktail that screams “Look at me!”
- “Yzma’s Elixir” – purple Jell-O shots or a dark berry rum drink served in test tubes.
- “Squeaky Squeakums” – a mocktail or light spritzer named after Kronk’s squirrel pal.
- Party Potion Punch: A communal jungle juice-style drink—mystery included. Add fruit slices for dramatic flair.
🎵 Soundtrack & Background Chaos
- Play the Official Soundtrack during setup or breaks between scenes—yes, Tom Jones must blast at least once.
- Groove Breaks: Schedule 1–2 spontaneous “Groove Off” dance battles. Loser drinks. Or everyone does. It’s The Emperor’s New Groove—rules are vibes.
- Bonus Audio Gags: Play a random “Wrong lever!” scream every 20 minutes. Anyone who flinches? Sip.
🧠 Pre-Game Prep Checklist
- ✅ Printed out rules, quotes, and lever challenges.
- ✅ Clearly marked “Lever Hat” or chalice for drawing random rules.
- ✅ Test tube shots pre-filled and hidden around the party space.
- ✅ Safety setup: plenty of water bottles, snacks, and somewhere to crash if needed.
💡 Bonus Touch: The Sacred Llama Scroll
Print the entire game on aged parchment-style paper, roll it up, and declare the game has been “passed down the generations.” Dramatic unfurling required. Candlelight recommended.
Final Tips & Responsible Drinking Warnings (with Llama Sass)
Before you wake up in a llama costume wondering where your pants went, here’s some sage advice:
- Hydrate. Water is the Kronk of beverages—underrated, pure, loyal.
- Have a designated sober person. Possibly a wise, moral Pacha-type.
- Eat something. Spinach puffs don’t count as a full meal, but they help.
- Don’t mix spirits with Yzma’s potions. You never know when you’ll turn into a cat.
Remember, The Emperor’s New Groove isn’t just a movie—it’s a lifestyle. And this drinking game? It’s your royal decree for a ridiculously good time.