Jurassic World Drinking Game: The Booziest Park on Earth (Rebirth Included!)

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What’s more thrilling than watching genetically modified dinosaurs wreak havoc across lush tropical landscapes? Watching it all unfold while steadily losing your motor functions to a meticulously crafted drinking game, that’s what. Welcome to the definitive Jurassic World drinking game guide, your prehistoric party plan covering everything from 2015’s “Jurassic World” to the brand-new 2025 installment, “Jurassic World: Rebirth.” 

Whether you’re in it for the chaos, the callbacks, or just need an excuse to yell “RUN!” while holding a margarita, we’ve got you covered. Grab your drink, avoid eye contact with the raptors, and prepare for a cinematic survival experience that gets blurrier with every roar.

Jurassic World Rebirth Drinking Game: 2025 Edition

Jurassic World Drinking Game
Jurassic World Drinking Game

Sip Every Time a New Species is Introduced

“Jurassic World: Rebirth” goes hard on fresh dino content—like the Cryoraptor, which is somehow cold-blooded but lives in snow. Science!

Take a sip when:

  • A new species gets named.
  • A dinosaur does something that belongs in a Fast & Furious movie.
  • Characters refer to the dinos like brand-new iPhones: “This one’s got cloaking!”

You’ll be sipping faster than Chris Pratt reloads his crossbow.

Drink When You See a Forced Legacy Character Cameo

You know the drill.

Drink when:

  • Alan Grant or Ellie Sattler reappear with conveniently timed advice.
  • Someone quotes a line from the original movie.
  • A character stares meaningfully at an old Jeep or a broken-down kiosk from 1993.

Drink if they’re wearing the same costume they wore 30 years ago.

Finish Your Drink When the Plot Resets Civilization Again

In every Jurassic sequel, the solution somehow leads to either worldwide chaos or another reason not to open a theme park again.

  • Finish your drink if the movie ends in mass evacuation, explosions, or dinosaurs claiming the Earth.
  • Bonus points if it ends with a voiceover about “coexisting with nature.”

Jurassic World Drinking Game Rules: The OG 2015 Chaos

Sip When the Nostalgia Hits Hard

“Jurassic World” isn’t shy about paying homage to its ancestor, and neither should your liver be.

Take a sip when:

  • Someone mentions or nods to the original Jurassic Park.
  • A character walks through a hologram of a dinosaur.
  • Anyone says “Indominus Rex” like it’s a Marvel villain.
  • Zach flirts awkwardly with girls.
  • Science gets thrown out the window in favor of spectacle.

This is your warm-up round, setting the tone like Claire’s all-white wardrobe in a jungle full of mud.

Drink When Dinosaurs or Humans Get Wrecked

The body count in this film stacks up faster than the beer bottles at your feet.

Drink when:

  • A human gets snacked on by a dino.
  • Two drinks if it’s a dinosaur getting wrecked (RIP Apatosaurus).
  • Take a Drink when Jimmy Buffett makes his cameo during the Margaritaville evacuation. Yes, that really happens.

This section alone could knock out a T-Rex, so pace yourself unless you’re aiming for extinction.

Bonus Chaos Mode: Owen’s Macho Moments & Claire’s Corporate Coldness

Things get spicy when we move beyond the dinosaurs to the people who insist on being in their way.

Drink when:

  • Owen (Chris Pratt) does something overtly macho—motorbike through the jungle counts.
  • Claire is visibly irritated by children or uses the word “asset.”
  • You wonder how she’s still running in heels after two hours.

This is also the part where Reddit fans have the most fun, inventing rules like: “Chug when a dinosaur outsmarts a human. So basically, chug constantly.”

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom & Dominion – Upping the Game

Take a Drink When Jeff Goldblum Speaks in Philosophical Metaphors

Fallen Kingdom and Dominion raise the stakes—and the number of times Ian Malcolm says something cryptic.

Drink when:

  • Goldblum delivers a monologue that sounds like it belongs on a TED Talk titled “Why You Deserve to Be Eaten.”

Drink every time:

  • A morally questionable human decides to monetize dinosaurs.
  • Dinosaurs are put in situations they didn’t sign up for, like cages, black markets, or being cloned into rich-kid pets.

When the Plot Makes No Damn Sense

Jurassic World sequels often go full soap opera with their storytelling. Embrace it.

  • Drink for every moment where someone has a secret evil plan involving genetic research.
  • Drink when the villain is introduced with zero explanation.
  • Finish your drink when a new hybrid dino shows up with no scientific reason other than “we can.”

The Ultimate Jurassic Party: Drink, Snack, and Roar

Dinosaur-Themed Cocktails & Snacks

Turn your living room into Isla Nublar with these party additions:

  • Raptor Rum Punch – Spicy, fruity, and liable to sneak up on you like its namesake.
  • Mosasaur Mojito – Minty and dangerous in large numbers.
  • Claire’s Corporate Cosmo – Best served cold, like her initial parenting instincts.
  • Pair with dino nuggets, amber jello Drinks (Jell-O + gummy mosquitoes), and popcorn with “prehistoric salt” (whatever that means).

Printables, Scorecards & Costume Ideas

  • Print game scorecards with “Sip, Drink, Drink” columns.
  • Costume idea: show up in a lab coat, carry a clipboard, and yell “It’s learning!” every 20 minutes.
  • Bonus: inflatable T-Rex suit. No rules here—just vibes.

Reddit Picks: Community’s Funniest Add-On Rules

Crowd Rules You Can’t Miss

Straight from r/drinkinggames:

  • “Drink when a dinosaur is smarter than a trained adult human.”
  • “Drink if someone gets eaten whole.”
  • “Sip every time someone says ‘we have it under control’—because they never do.”

These crowd-sourced rules add flavor to the game, especially if you’re rewatching with friends who know every plot twist.

Non-Alcoholic & Responsible Options

For those choosing to dodge the hangover meteor:

  • Dino-ade – Lemonade with blue food coloring and a dino stir stick.
  • Hydration rules: drink water every time someone says “we need to contain it.”

Remember, chaos finds a way—but so does your liver.

Conclusion: Don’t Get Extinct – Play Smart!

Jurassic World has given us genetically-engineered nightmares, raptor tamers, and just enough science to keep things questionable. But it’s also the perfect backdrop for one of the most ridiculous, fun, and laughter-filled movie drinking games out there.

From Indominus Rex to Rebirth’s new prehistoric squad, this guide gives you everything you need to survive the cinematic jungle—one Drink at a time. Just remember: life finds a way, but your memory might not after margarita #4.

FAQs About Jurassic World Rebirth Drinking Game

Jurassic World and Jurassic Park
Jurassic World and Jurassic Park

Are there Jurassic World-themed party ideas?

Yes! You can go wild with jungle decor, “Raptor Claw” cookies, “Amber Jello Shots,” and soundtracks featuring dino roars. Include a Jurassic World Rebirth drinking game for modern flair.

Is Jurassic World the same as Jurassic Park?

Not exactly. Jurassic World is a sequel and soft reboot of Jurassic Park, set years later with a new cast, new dinosaurs, and slightly worse decision-making.

Why did Jurassic Park change to Jurassic World?

Narratively, it reflects the evolution of the park into a full-blown tourist resort. From a branding view? “World” just sounds bigger, bolder, and more profitably doomed.

Should I watch Jurassic Park or Jurassic World first?

Start with Jurassic Park. It sets the tone, the stakes, and the classic dino magic. Then binge through Jurassic World and end with Rebirth to witness how chaos truly finds a way (again).

Is Jurassic World a sequel to Jurassic Park?

Yes. Jurassic World is a direct sequel that acknowledges the events of Jurassic Park, even featuring returning characters like Dr. Wu and numerous throwback Easter eggs.

What drinks go well with the Jurassic World theme?

Try Raptor Rum Punch, Mosasaur Mojitos, or Claire’s Corporate Cosmo. Add blue curaçao or grenadine for that “science experiment gone wrong” look. Don’t forget “Amber Jello Shots” for dessert.

How many movies are in the Jurassic World series?

There are four in the World series: Jurassic World (2015), Fallen Kingdom (2018), Dominion (2022), and Jurassic World Rebirth (2025).

Is there a drinking game for the original Jurassic Park?

Yes, and it’s just as glorious. Sip every time Malcolm says something sarcastic, drink when a door fails to lock, and finish your drink when the T-Rex saves the day (again). For full rules and modern updates, check our Jurassic World drinking game guide.