Ready to relive Ted’s wildest moments? A Ted drinking game brings the movie’s funniest, raunchiest scenes to life, making every “Thunder Buddies” chant and outrageous joke even better with friends.
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How to Play the Ted Drinking Game
Movie drinking games are simple yet entertaining: grab your drink, watch Ted, and follow a set of funny rules for when to take a sip, drink, or shot. The aim is to add an extra layer of fun by pairing iconic lines, actions, and mishaps with specific drinking triggers.
Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned drinking game enthusiast, this guide includes levels from basic to hardcore rules for all Ted fans to enjoy. Remember to adjust the rules to fit everyone’s comfort—fun is the goal here!
Ted Drinking Game Rules
Basic Drinking Game Rules for Ted
Perfect for first-time players or those who want to keep things light and easy!
- Take a sip every time:
- Ted or John swears.
- Someone mentions “Thunder Buddies.”
- You hear a reference to Boston or Fenway.
- Take two sips every time:
- Ted mentions his wild past or past celebrity encounters.
- Flashback scenes take over.
- Finish your drink when:
- Ted and John sing the Thunder Buddies song.
- A completely unexpected celebrity cameo appears.
Intermediate Rules for a Fun Challenge
For those who want to up the ante!
- Take a sip every time:
- Ted says something inappropriate in public.
- Someone drinks or smokes.
- Take two sips every time:
- A reference to Flash Gordon is made.
- John makes a life decision that ends badly.
- Finish your drink when:
- Ted gives unsolicited life advice to John.
- Anyone talks about the “good old days.”
Expert Rules for Hardcore Fans
Warning: These are for the true Ted die-hards!
- Take a sip every time:
- Ted insults someone directly to their face.
- A classic ‘80s or ‘90s reference comes up.
- Take two sips every time:
- There’s an awkward encounter, like at work or on a date.
- Ted makes a grand, over-the-top gesture.
- Finish your drink if:
- Ted breaks out in song or dance.
- An absurd, outrageous twist happens out of nowhere.
Ted 2 Drinking Game Variations
In the sequel, Ted 2, the stakes (and the laughs) are even higher. Here are some sequel-specific rules to spice up your drinking game.
Ted 2 Drinking Game Rules for Extra Laughs
- Take a sip every time:
- Ted or John say “Baby.”
- A reference to Ted’s marriage or attempts to become a “legal person” pops up.
- Take two sips every time:
- Ted is mistaken for a toy or a doll.
- Someone calls Ted “property” or questions his humanity.
- Finish your drink when:
- The court scenes take a comedic twist.
- You hear the term “Fresh Cakes.”
The Best Buddy Drinking Games: Thunder Buddies Edition
Celebrate the power of best friends and the legendary duo dynamics!
Raise a glass to friendship with this best buddy drinking game inspired by iconic duos like Ted and John, Beavis and Butthead, Wayne and Garth, and many more. The rules here are perfect for teams or pairs to play along as best friends get up to hilarious antics on screen. Here’s how to play:
- Team Drink every time a duo shares a “best friends” moment – Whether it’s a supportive hug, a secret handshake, or an overly emotional speech, pairs drink together.
- Sip whenever one friend embarrasses the other – Be it a bad dance move or a TMI story, these moments are best shared with a drink!
- Take two sips if the friends argue or have a fallout – It wouldn’t be a buddy movie without a little drama, right?
- Finish your drink if they make up or sing together – Whether it’s a “Thunder Buddies” anthem or a hilarious karaoke moment, these scenes deserve a proper toast!
- The Friendship Toast – Whenever the characters toast to their friendship, every pair in your group has to do the same, followed by a big drink.
Extra Challenge: The “Wingman” Rule – Whenever a character acts as a wingman or supports a friend on a date, the “supportive friend” in your pair drinks in solidarity!
NSFW (Not Safe for Work) Comedy Drinking Games
The NSFW comedy drinking game is designed for movies with bold humor, where jokes hit the “definitely not safe for work” level. Think American Pie, Superbad, Tropic Thunder and other classic comedies that don’t hold back. Here’s how it goes:
- Sip every time someone makes a crude joke – This rule alone will keep you busy!
- Drink whenever a character embarrasses themselves – Be it wardrobe malfunctions, bad decisions, or cringe-worthy moments, take a drink in sympathy.
- Take two sips for every over-the-top party scene – Those wild parties with red Solo cups? Double sip required.
- Finish your drink if a character gets caught doing something embarrassing – Those “awkward walk-ins” are prime drinking moments!
- The “Oh No They Didn’t” Rule – If someone says, “I can’t believe they went there,” everyone in the group has to take a shot. Be prepared—there’s always a shocking twist!
Bonus Level: If a character gets kicked out, grounded, or arrested, everyone has to do a shot in their honor—it’s all part of the crazy fun!
The Ted vs. Family Guy Drinking Game Showdown
For fans of Seth MacFarlane’s humor who can’t pick between Ted’s antics and the craziness of Family Guy!
Why limit yourself to one MacFarlane classic when you can have the best of both? This drinking game showdown pits Ted against Family Guy, with players jumping between the two in an ultimate laugh-fest. Here’s how it works: pick an episode of Family Guy and watch it with Ted, toggling back and forth as needed. Drink every time any of these iconic moments happen:
- When Peter or Ted has a “bright” idea – Take a sip. You know it’s going to end badly!
- Every time someone says “Boston” or “Quahog” – Double the dose! Represent for the East Coast!
- Cutaway scenes or flashbacks – Drink whenever Family Guy jumps to a cutaway or Ted recalls his wild past.
- The “Brian vs. Ted” rule – Anytime Ted insults someone or Brian criticizes Peter’s antics, everyone has to raise their glass, roast the nearest person, and take a drink.
- Uncomfortable moments – When things get weird in Ted or Family Guy (looking at you, awkward family dinners), everyone has to finish their drink to get through it!
Bonus Challenge: Finish your drink if someone from Family Guy makes a cameo in Ted. These universes collide in the best ways!
Other Popular Comedy Movie Drinking Games
Looking for more laughs after Ted? Try other comedy drinking games that spiral out of control in a hilariously epic way. Inspired by Anchorman, Step Brothers, The Hangover, and other over-the-top comedies, this game will have you laughing (and drinking) along with every unexpected twist and ridiculous situation. Here’s how to play:
- Take a sip every time a character’s plan backfires – Whether it’s a failed scheme, a botched date, or a prank gone wrong, these moments keep the laughs coming.
- Drink whenever someone says “Wait, what?” – This classic reaction is bound to happen in any chaos-filled comedy.
- Finish your drink if the police get involved – Because, let’s face it, things have officially gone too far.
- Whenever a character goes on an unplanned “adventure” – Every wild ride, whether it’s a road trip gone wrong or an accidental kidnapping, deserves a big gulp.
- Group cheers for unexpected celebrity cameos – Many comedies pull surprise appearances, so if you spot a celebrity cameo, everyone has to toast.
Bonus Level: Take a shot if the characters end up in a bar fight or a massive party scene—it’s about to get out of hand!
Safety Tips for Playing Movie Drinking Games
While drinking games are all about fun, it’s essential to keep things safe and enjoyable for everyone. Remember these tips:
- Stay hydrated by alternating alcoholic drinks with water.
- Pace yourself to ensure you can enjoy the whole movie.
- Take breaks if anyone needs a breather.
With these rules in hand, you’re ready for a side-splitting, interactive night of watching Ted. Bring your friends, grab your drinks, and get ready to toast every time Ted causes trouble. Remember, play safe, drink responsibly, and—most importantly—enjoy every laugh and every sip with your very own Thunder Buddies!